Posts by Holey_Cheeses*King_of

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Does anyone here crochet or play croquet?

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enough of the agm fallout.

there's only so much of that to tolerate.

let's get onto a happy subject.. i don't engage in either, but there certainly seems to be skills attached to both pastimes.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Enough of the agm fallout. There's only so much of that to tolerate. Let's get onto a happy subject.

I don't engage in either, but there certainly seems to be skills attached to both pastimes. Are there any dangers involved?

Cheeses. In fluff mode.

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I extend a small measure of sympathy.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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allow me to extend a minute amount of symapthy to the forum members who waited with excitement the recent special jw meeting and attended.

perhaps it met your expectations?.

and, i almost, repeat, almost, feel sorry for those poor sods who deem it necessary to read the so called 'new' jw bible translation, and searching for all of the 'differences' from past releases.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Suraj Khan,

Any connection to the Aga? Believe me. I would never had gained eldership. When it comes to the witnesses, as my wife's father would testify, I have a bad attitude towards the brothers. If the occasions ever arises whereby I spin into a vortex and disappear up my own arsehole and go back to 'the faith' I look forward to your recommendation for the position of elder. Thanks brother!

Muddy Waters,

Wow! Contemptible, no compassion, and lack of human decency. Three traits others seldom recognise of me. But, anyhow, I have been called worse by others that matter. Any lesson intended is only wasted on me. I spent/donated/ relinquished, possibly what should have been the best fifteen years of my life to the jws. I owe them nothing. No, that is not correct. I do owe them something. Certainly not respect. I owe it to them that, whenever I feel inclined, and the opportunity is available, I will make their lives as miserable as possible. Works alright for me. And I don't give a flying French fuck how it works out for the brothers.

To the above two posters - even though our contact has gotten off to a shaky start, I sense we will have a deep and meaningful relationship.

Cheeses. Not a sufferer of fools, dolts, dullards, morons, cretins and imbeciles. I may seem judgemental - but that's just how it happens to be.

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I extend a small measure of sympathy.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

jw
friends

allow me to extend a minute amount of symapthy to the forum members who waited with excitement the recent special jw meeting and attended.

perhaps it met your expectations?.

and, i almost, repeat, almost, feel sorry for those poor sods who deem it necessary to read the so called 'new' jw bible translation, and searching for all of the 'differences' from past releases.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

My dear No End of Misery,

What am I doing on this website? I enjoy reading about the depth of the crap that jws immerse themselves. I love learning of the grief that befalls jws due to their 'adherence to the faith'. Especially the amount of wasted time and energy attempting to bring others out of the 'truth'. If they are not ready within themselves, then very little will help sway their outlook.

Please let me clarify one mystery - the work of others researching the lies of the wts in no way influenced my decision to leave the jws back in the late 80's (were you even alive then?). I just had enough of pricks wanting to control my life. No more.

If I have offended you, well that is fine. If I have unintentionally offended you, well that is even better.

Cheeses. Not of the 'doormat' class. And one who does not reside in a basement.

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I extend a small measure of sympathy.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

jw
friends

allow me to extend a minute amount of symapthy to the forum members who waited with excitement the recent special jw meeting and attended.

perhaps it met your expectations?.

and, i almost, repeat, almost, feel sorry for those poor sods who deem it necessary to read the so called 'new' jw bible translation, and searching for all of the 'differences' from past releases.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Allow me to extend a minute amount of symapthy to the forum members who waited with excitement the recent special jw meeting and attended. Perhaps it met your expectations?

And, I almost, repeat, almost, feel sorry for those poor sods who deem it necessary to read the so called 'new' jw bible translation, and searching for all of the 'differences' from past releases. When all is said and done, of course the rulers in the temple will have changed things to suit their propaganda, but, Why subject yourself to such shit? And for what purpose? To help family members still 'in' who most likely consider you the scum of the earth? Get a life and stop living yours for others.

Cheeses. The wholly holy holey One.

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Will Jehovah's Witnesses Populate Other Planets?

by God_Delusion in

hi guys,.

when i was growing up and pressured into having a bible study (although we didn't use the bible that much), i would ask my bible study conductor questions like:.

why are there so many other planets?.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

I feel pity for any other intelligent life forms inhabiting such planets if that were the case.

Cheeses. Some things are just too horrible to contemplate.

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If Watchtower was a country

by zound in

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if the watchtower society was the leadership of a state or country, and jehovah's witnesses were the citizens of said state or country.

which do you think current or imaginary regime or country would that be likened too?.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

One could only hope that The U.S. would invade and bomb the shit out of the place.

Cheeses. Living in hope.

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Acronyms aplenty, without asking.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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Satanus,

I just can't help coming back again and again. The entertainment value is second to none, watching the goings on of the wts as they sruggle to keep their heads above water. And not to mention the 'help' organisations.

Cheeses.

The wholly holey holy one.

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Acronyms aplenty, without asking.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Sorry, it's been some time since I last posted.

I received this interesting call this morning from a person who is a jw - not a friend, as I have no-one who is a jw who I could ever term a friend. Anyway, the conversation went along these lines -

Me: What are you doing calling me at this time of day? In fact, why are you bothering to call me at all?

Him: Have you seen or heard the news?

Me: I have no time for the news - You may not be aware, but I am up at 3 a.m. for prayers and meditation until midday.

Him: Well, you should take a look. It's making headlines in all the papers, breaking news on TV and radio, and all over the internet. There is something happening that the news reports are saying could change our perception of the universe. Others are saying the Seasons could even be reversed. Apparently, the Vatican has issued a statement, and the UN is meeting to discuss the situation. It's a very important matter for all humanity.

Me: What situation?

Him: AAWA.

Me: Hey, hey, what's that you say? Say it again, you may not know it, but I am deaf in one ear and can't hear out of the other.

Him: AAWA!

Me: What the hell would the Alberta Amateur Wrestling Association be doing to cause such a fuss? I thought they had settled their differences with the American Academy of Women Artists, and had agreed to work along with them and Ann Arbor Women Artists in their fight against the Asian American Womens Association to prevent the African American Womens Association from hindering their attempt to join forces with the American Association for Wealthy Actors.

Him: No, it is some organisation who is working against some very popular religious group, who they claim is against all worldy authority, but really, all they believe is that Armageddon's acoming, wait always on jehovah.

Me: Well, you still haven't told me who this AWAA happens to be. Association of Automobile Workers of America? Argentinian Agricultural Workers Alliance?

Him: No, I am not sure what it signifies. All I know is that they have ailing agendas written anonymously, and any questions are answered awkwardly with aggression.

Me: It seems as though it's something that could have been dreamed up by the Australian Amateur Womens Athletics, and amateur seems to be the key phrase. Any how, as and when applicable, I will deal with this, though as we speak I am looking at a website of a group that has as their goal to meet with cult leaders to discuss how they can address some of the cult's controlling influences on their followers. Delusional thinking there on a grandiose scale to be sure.

Him: Seems as though you are not particularly interested.

Me: That's right, it's something I wish I had said many years ago - "I am not interested".

Cheeses.

Always A Willing Antagonist.

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